Daddy and Mommy according to the kids.

Cut and paste these questions and ask your kids their answers....it is a RIOT! Answered by Gavin age 3 and Mackenzie age 6.

DADDY according to the kids..

1. What is something dad always says to you? G-He is mean to me, K-mean words.

2. What makes dad happy? G-Deer, K-When we give him stuff.

3. What makes dad sad? G-When I jump on him, K-When we be mean to him

4. How does your dad make you laugh? G-tickles me, K-Be funny.

5. What was your dad like as a child? G-Like me, K-A cowboy.

6. How old is your dad? G-5, K-26.

7. How tall is your dad? G-5 feet, K-100 inches.

8. What is his favorite thing to do? G-Go hunting, K-hunting.

9. What does your dad do when you're not around? G-sleep, K-watches TV.

10. If your dad becomes famous, what will it be for? G-I don't know, K-win a prize.

11. What is your dad really good at? G-work, K-Digging holes.

12. What is your dad not very good at? G-Shooting at coyotes cuz he misses, K-Riding bikes.

13. What does your dad do for a job? G-Work, K-works on stuff.

14.What is your daddy's favorite food? G-Ice cream, K-Burritos.

15.What makes you proud of your dad? G-I don't know, K-When he plays with us.

16. If your dad were a cartoon character, who would he be? G- A Dog, K-Bambi

17. What do you and your dad do together? G-Feed the horses, K-Play.

18. How are you and your dad the same? G-We are boys, K-We both like hot dogs.

19. How are you and dad different? G-Dad is big and I am little, K-He doesn't like Mac n Cheese and I do.

20. How do you know that your dad loves you? G-cuz, K-cuz he is nice to us.

21. Where is your dad's favorite place to go? G-Fire Department, K-To the zoo.

MOMMY according to Gavin and Kenzie.

1. What is something mom always says to you? G-I love You, K-I Love you.

2. What makes mom happy? G-Avery, K-When I am good.

3. What makes mom sad? G-When we let the cat in the house and feed it downstairs, K-When we are not good, and when dad is mean to you.

4. How does your mom make you laugh? G-tickle me, K-being funny.

5. What was your mom like as a child? G-You weren't a kid, You are a mom, K-You played with dolls and I don't.

6. How old is your mom? G-5, K-26.

7. How tall is your mom? G-5 feet, K-50 inches

8. What is her favorite thing to do? G-On the computer, K-clean.

9. What does your mom do when you're not around? G-Clean the house up, K-clean.

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for? G-I don't know why, K-Being a good mom.

11. What is your mom really good at? G-Taking care of kids, K-Cleaning. I like how you make my bed. It's more comfy.

12. What is your mom not very good at? G-Driving trucks, K-drawing pictures.

13. What does your mom do for a job? G-Clean the house, K-nothing.

14.What is your mom's favorite food? G-meat, K-hashbrowns.

15.What makes you proud of your mom? G-tickles, K-Be nice.

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be? G-A bunny, K-The bird looney toons.

17. What do you and your mom do together? G-Cook, K-clean. (I am seeing a pattern here..)

18. How are you and your mom the same? G-We are never the same, see, we don't have the same hair, K-We both like food.

19. How are you and mom different? G-I go that way, and you go this way, K-You like hashbrowns, I don't.

20. How do you know that your mom loves you? G-cuz, K-cuz your nice.

21. Where is your mom's favorite place to go? G-the store, K-To the grocery store.