Forgive me Father, for I have sinned...It has been 26 years since my last confession.

1. I did not go a whole day and eat nothing but a piece of coconut cream pie. That would be SO unhealthy.

2. I did not wash my cell phone in the washing machine and then say " I have no idea why it's not working" when Dallas asked me what was wrong with it. I would NEVER do something like that. I AlWAYS check pockets when doing laundry, so that would never happen to me. But, if it did, maybe Dallas should punish me by taking away my laundry priviliges. I think that would be appropriate, don't you?? It's a good thing I didn't do that. Otherwise, he might be a little upset when he reads this.
3. I did not spend hours making dinner, just to feed it to the dog and go to Taco Time instead because it didn't turn out very well. I wouldn't do that. That would be too wasteful.
4. I absolutely did not make Dallas sleep on the living room floor last night because I had just washed the sheets and he was filthy and refused to get in the shower because he was too tired. I would never be so mean. (OK- maybe I would)
5. I would never bribe Mackenzie with money to clean Gavin's room when he wouldn't. Bribery is absolutely WRONG and I would NEVER do such a thing.
6. I would not ignore my kids on a saturday morning when all I wanted was to just sleep-in for one day! I am a better mom than that. I would never leave my kids unattended while I slept in the other room. If I was going to do that, which I didn't, I would be very grateful that when they decided to make their own breakfast, they chose to make cold cereal instead of pancakes or something, because that would have been a disaster!

I think I've disclosed enough for one day. What things did or didn't YOU do this week?
Thanks Brooke!